Jokes
Umido ki shama dil me mat jalana, is jaha k safar me kho na jana, Aaj mood me the to SMS kar diya, par roz roz intezar me palke mat bichana..
Brandy + Water = Injurious to Kidney. Rum + Water = Injurious to Liver. Whiskey + Water = Injurious to Heart. Vodka + Water = Injurious to Brain. So plz Avoid Water…
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Most innocent dhamki : The thief was leaving the house, The kid woke up and said to the thief: Uncle mera school bag bhi lejao, varna mummy ko utha dunga…
Biscuit wale ka love letter: dear marie, Today is goodday, U hav krack jacked my little heart, Now i m in 50-50 position, Plz dont play Hide n Seek, Tumhara ‘TiGer’…
Boy 2 girl tu hi to jannat meri, tu hi mera junoon.. Or kuch na janu m, Bus itna hi janu, Tujhme Rab dikhta hai, Yaara main kya karu.. Girl : Matha tek aur dafa ho..
Boy – I m not as rich as peter, & i don’t have a big car & house like him, But i really like u, Girl- I also, but tell me more about peter..
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala… “Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!”
PAGAL – Dr. saab mein khud ko bhagvan samajhne laga hun.. Dr.- Ye problem kab se hai..? PAGAL – Jab se maine ye duniya banai hai…
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Press down if u like me So u like me So sweet Ok u can stop Enough plz stop it Dis is 2 much Oh my god Ok Ok i like u 2 Uff crazy fans..
17th century ki mom 2 son- Beta apne religion k ladki se shadi karna. 18cntury-Apne caste k 19cetury-Apne level k 20cntry-Apne desh k 21cntury-Koi bhi par ladki se karna..
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