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smst5292 on October 23rd, 2011

Brandy + Water = Injurious to Kidney. Rum + Water = Injurious to Liver. Whiskey + Water = Injurious to Heart. Vodka + Water = Injurious to Brain. So plz Avoid Water…

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smst5292 on November 14th, 2010

Hi, if u r free can u call & talk 2me now? A big misunderstanding here. My mother wants 2 talk 2 u. she is shocked. She is not believing me, when i said, . . . Monkey’s can speak..

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smst5292 on November 13th, 2010

Flirting is the only job in d world, that a man cannot include in his resume, despite having years of experience and, number of references..

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smst5292 on November 9th, 2010

Bahu: Maji ye abhi tak nahi aye, Kahi Dusri Ladki? Saas:Arey kalmuhi tu hamesha ulta hi sochti hai? Ho sakta hai, kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho…

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smst5292 on November 9th, 2010

Ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne, Boyfriend ko ph. kiya, “aa jao ghar mein koi nhi hain” . . . . . . . Wo chala gaya! Sachmuch ghar mein koi nahi tha!! . . Taala laga hua tha..

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smst5292 on November 7th, 2010

INCREDIBLE LOVE TEST: Just type LOVE your name, your partners name, & send it to . . . . . . . . To your father’s number. He will tell your future!

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smst5292 on November 6th, 2010

Year ago people sacrificed thr, Sleep, Family, Food, Laughter, & Other joys of life, wr called Saints! But , nw they r called BOYFRNDS..

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smst5292 on November 2nd, 2010

Golden Words- . . Kaam ko kabhi kal par na tallo… . . . . . . . . . . . . Wo parso bhi ho sakta hai.

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smst5292 on October 30th, 2010

Aapko ‘miss’ krna roz ki baat hai, ‘Yaad’ karna aadat ki baat hai, Door rehna kismat ki ‘baat’ hai, Lekin….. AAPKO “JHELNA” MAA KASAM, himmat ki baat hai….

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smst5292 on October 26th, 2010

Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajhkar, Wo kha gayi usko biryani samjhkar, Khoon-e-jigar bhi nahi choda jalim ne, Wo bhi pee gayi nimbupani samjhkar.

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