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smst5292 on October 23rd, 2011

Brandy + Water = Injurious to Kidney. Rum + Water = Injurious to Liver. Whiskey + Water = Injurious to Heart. Vodka + Water = Injurious to Brain. So plz Avoid Water…

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smst5292 on December 31st, 2010

Ek Zaruri Suchna: Car driving ke time DARU nahi pini chahaiye, Bcoz, Pata nahi kab speed breaker aa jaye, or aap ka PEG gir jaye…

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smst5292 on December 30th, 2010

Ek chuhe ne, Billi ko kuch kaha, Pata hai kya kaha? . . Usne Kaha.. . . . . Bata Du. . . . . Usne kahan . . . . Oh Billo Rani, Kaho to abhi jaan de dun..

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smst5292 on December 25th, 2010

Beat this PJ! Wat is d color of frequency? . . PURPLE.. . . . How? Frequency= 1/time i.e 1/sec & 1/sec=1/pal i.e. per pal so its “PURPLE”

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smst5292 on December 5th, 2010

Wo chum le ek bar, to na neend aye na chain, uski awaz me beet jaye sari raat, islea yarron, ye risk na uthao, kachua jalao muchcher bhagao…

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smst5292 on November 24th, 2010

1 day my friend asked me :- “love kab hota hai”? And I replied – ” Jab time kharab ho, Aap pe shani bhari ho, or Bhagvan maze lene ke mood me ho. Tab Love hota hai.”

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smst5292 on November 24th, 2010

Bekaar hai vo log jo, ladkiyon ko miss karte hain, Miss karna hain to “machcharo” ko karo, jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi, apko kiss karte hai.

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smst5292 on November 22nd, 2010

Ravan ko court laya gaya, Aur kaha k gita pe haath rakho. . . Ravan chilaya sala sita pe hath rakha to, Itna bawal Ho gaya, Ab gita pe nahi rakhunga…

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smst5292 on November 14th, 2010

Hi, if u r free can u call & talk 2me now? A big misunderstanding here. My mother wants 2 talk 2 u. she is shocked. She is not believing me, when i said, . . . Monkey’s can speak..

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smst5292 on November 13th, 2010

Flirting is the only job in d world, that a man cannot include in his resume, despite having years of experience and, number of references..

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