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Wife’s are like an internet VIRUS: They enter ur life, SCAN ur pockets, TRANSFER money, EDIT ur mind, UPLOAD their problems, DELETE ur smile, & HANG u 4ever….
Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahaiye, Na mujhe zamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samjh kar mere phone me balance dalwa de, Mujhe us dost ki talash hai. Mere dost banoge?
Rules of BOYS: Tujhe pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hun, Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hun, Fir b tu na mili to gum nahi, ye formula main dusri pe b try kar saka hun..
Brandy + Water = Injurious to Kidney. Rum + Water = Injurious to Liver. Whiskey + Water = Injurious to Heart. Vodka + Water = Injurious to Brain. So plz Avoid Water…
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A frog asked pandit:- wats my future. He said a beutiful girl is gong 2 touch u everywhere. Xcited frog asked wen, where n how? Pandit: Nxt year in BIO PRACTICAL.
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Arguing with boss is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, After sum time, u realize that u r getting dirty, But the pig is actually enjoying, So avoid it…
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Lady to punjab police: Sir mera pati gobbi lene gya c, aje tak vapis nahi aaya. Punjab police: fer ki hoeya, koi hor sabzi bnalo, Zaruri gobi bnani hai..
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Niche tumhare liye dosti ka gift hai: | | | | | ye danda hai, sar pe padega tab akal thikane ayegi, ek to sms nahi karte or gift bhi chahaiye..
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Maa- Beta apple khaoge? Beta- Nahi. Maa- Mango Khaoge? Beta- Nahi. Maa- Baap par gaya hai, Chappal hi khayega Kambakhat…
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