Santa proposes 2 his Boss Daughter,
Boss-Apni sari salary se tum uske liye,
Toilet paper bhi nhi kharid sakte.
Santa-je itni potty kardi hai ta fir rahene do.. 
Tags: santa banta sms, santa sms
1 aadmi train se utra aur santa se pucha,
Ye kaun sa station hai?
Santa ne socha.
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Socha
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Socha
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bahot socha aur bola,
YE RAILWAY STATION HAI…
Tags: banta sms, santa banta sms, santa sms, sms
FRIEND.!
Who is it?
He’s the one who holds ur hand in the crowd to save u & says-
“Tu tension mat le, apan sambhal lenge sab”!
The one who tap ur back, when u r wrong-
“I knew it, aise ghaple bas tu he kar sakta hai”!
The one who do everything for u,
but then refuses to take thanks-
“Ab ye formalty ka natak mat kar”!
The one who msg u, saying-
“Abey kameene, reply to kiya kar”!
The one who make u smile & stop ur tears & hmslf start crying.
“Aankh me bhi abhi he kachra girna tha, bas tu band kar ab apna ye radio”!
Fwded to all friends, even to those who are not in touch or who r far away!
Naseeb me hamari tanhaiya likhi hai,
aansu bhari yaadon ki parchaiyan likhi hai,
samajhte hai hum jinhe apna,
hamari kismat me unki ruswaiyan likhi hai..
Tags: -- Sad Sher o Shayari SMS, sad sher or shayari, Sad sms
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Are kya yaar,
Aise chhoti chhoti baton par pair nahi pakda karte,
Chalo ab utho aur age se SMS karna ok…
Tags: Ascii SMS, funny ascii sms
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