May
19

AKBAR-BIRBAL koi aisa trika batao,

smst5292 on May 19th, 2012

AKBAR-BIRBAL koi aisa trika batao,
Ki main khau peeu or mera roza na tute.
BIRBAL-HUZUR logo se laate khao or gussa pee jao.
sb kuch tutega mgar roza nhi…

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May
18

Har khushi ko apki taraf mod dun…

smst5292 on May 18th, 2012

Har khushi ko apki taraf mod dun,
Apke liye chand tare tod dun,
Khusiyon k sab darwaje apke liye khol dun,
itna juth kafi hai ya 2-4 or bol dun.

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May
18

Adjustment with right people..

smst5292 on May 18th, 2012

Adjustment with right people is always better,
than arguments with wrong people…
&
Meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words;;

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May
18

Shakespear said:

smst5292 on May 18th, 2012

Shakespear said:
” I always feel happy” You know why?
Because i don’t expect anything from anyone.
Expectations always hurt….

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May
18

Awesum one:-

smst5292 on May 18th, 2012

Awesum one:-

Boy: i love you, i can’t live without you,
Mar jaunga mit jaunga tere pyar me fanah ho jaunga,
Girl:- Hmmm Dekh le tere ko jesa thik lage.

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May
17

Santa: ne apni sagai tod di kyun?

Sunny Gulati on May 17th, 2012

Santa: ne apni sagai tod di kyun?

Kyunki ladki ka phele koi affair tha..

Santa bola jo ajtak kisi ki nahi hui wo meri kya hogi…)

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May
17

Santa: Dr. Saheb Plastic surgery..

Sunny Gulati on May 17th, 2012

Santa: Dr. Saheb Plastic surgery me kitna rupya lagaea.

Dr. 1 Lakh.

Santa Agar plastic hum de to…

Dr gusse me bola” sale garam karke laga bhi khud liyo”

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May
17

Santa : Kaun se caste k log…

Sunny Gulati on May 17th, 2012

Santa : Kaun se caste k log desh k ache nagrik hote hain?

Banta: Baniye.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Har jagahLikha hota hai

“DESH K ACHHE NAGRIK BANIYE”.

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May
17

Truth of life…

Sunny Gulati on May 17th, 2012

Truth of life…

Achi yadein apki ankhon me tabhi nami lati hain..

Jb apko ye ehsaas ho ki aap un yadon ko doobara nahi jee sakte

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May
17

Sweet Flight:

Sunny Gulati on May 17th, 2012

Sweet Flight:

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Boy: Why did you send me a blank text msgs?

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Girl: “Because i m not talking to you”

 

 

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