smst5292 on August 1st, 2010

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr,
n each december frm its warm n livin spark.
v kindle flame against da dark n with its ,
shining radiance light our tree of faith
on Christmas night…

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smst5292 on August 1st, 2010

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let’s find out just how clever you really are….

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)


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First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

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Second Question:


I
f you overtake the last person, then you are…? (scroll down)

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Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You’re not very good at this, are you?

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Third Question:
V
ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the t! otal?

Scroll down for answer…..

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Did you get
5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.


If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!  Today is definitely not your day, is it?  Maybe you’ll get the last question right… Maybe.

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Fourth Question:

Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn’t.
Her name is
Mary. Read the question again!

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Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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He just has to open his mouth and ask…
It’s really very simple. Cool

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smst5292 on August 1st, 2010

Janwaroon ki party chal rai thi,
Party me chuha 4 peg laga kar set tha,
Billi: Aaj party na hoti to main tujhe kha jati,
Chuha:ja dur ho ja nahi to log khenge ki pi ke janani kut di.

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smst5292 on July 30th, 2010

Khuda ne sapne me kaha,
Apne gamo ki yun numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki yun azmaish na kar,
Tera hai tere dar par jaror ayega,
Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar.

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smst5292 on July 30th, 2010

Badi koshish ke baad use bhula diya,
Uski yaadon ko sine se mitadiya,
Ek din fir uska msg aya,
Likha tha bhul jao mujhe aur,
Bhula hua har lamha yaad dila diya.

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smst5292 on July 30th, 2010

Mil jaye naya to hame na bhula dena,
De koi daga to hume yaad karlena,
Dost na sai hum tumhari soch mein to hai,
Khushi na sahi gam hi baat lena.

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smst5292 on July 29th, 2010

Ye sms to ek bahana tha,
Irada to apka ek pal churana tha,
yaad kare ya na kare koi baat nahi,
Apki yaad ati hai bas itna batana tha.

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smst5292 on July 29th, 2010

33 Marks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturar babu,
school ka ahirwad hota hai 33 marks,
Har student ke sar ka taz hota hai 33 marks,
har faliure ka khwab hota hai 33 marks.

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smst5292 on July 29th, 2010

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dhekhti rahi,
Nind mujhe apni or ghasit-ti rahi,
Nind k jhoka mera maan moh gaya,
Aur ek raat phir ye hone wala,
s.Engineer bina pade so gaya.
.

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smst5292 on July 28th, 2010

 

Dear Friends,

Do this small prayer before

entering office.

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