There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:
Lion = you’re dull.
Chimpanzee = you’re a moron.
Giraffe = you’re a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you’re just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN’T HAVE BANANAS. 
Obviously you’re stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.

It was a very hard decision to make !!! So try to be friendlier and more caring next year. I am giving you another chance so …

Don’t mess it up! Becoz it’s impossible to find a friend who is…

96 % funny,

97 %  kind,

98 % loving,

99 % talented

and

100 % sweet.

So don’t lose me …

OK

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People may think you’re crazy. But it’s well worth it.

they switch places!!!!

This proves that we may not be seeing what’s actually there, all the time!!!!

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Then, take a look at a wall near you (any smooth, single coloured surface). You will see a circle of light developing

Start blinking your eyes a couple of times and you will see a figure emerging

What do you see? Moreover, whom do you see?

You will See a picture of JESUS

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Because the bananas are made of plastic.

Next…Q

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

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Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa…never give up…one more..

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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Why ?

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Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down…

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

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Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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Cmon think ….
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. Because the TV is off. 

Kikikikikiki J

Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?

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Why r u thinking so much Yaar… let them eat na… Kya bigada hain usne aapka…

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1. All men r extremely busy.
2. Although they r so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one Around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don’t learn from their
Mistakes and still try their luck with others….

Women:

1. the most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes,they never have something To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear,they always dress Beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “An old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still Expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, ven you do, they don’t Believe you

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READ THESE BEAUTIFUL LINES WHICH I ENJOYED

To realize The value of a sister
Ask someone Who doesn’t have one.

To realize The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize The value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize The value of one minute:
Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize The value of one-second:
Ask a person Who has survived an accident…

To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend: Lose one.

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Sorry is a word everyone uses all the time…………. 

Did you ever wonder what “Sorry” looks like ?

 

 

 

Well wonder no further……………

 

 

 

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