MEN n WOMEN….

Men:

1. All men r extremely busy.
2. Although they r so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one Around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don’t learn from their
Mistakes and still try their luck with others….

Women:

1. the most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes,they never have something To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear,they always dress Beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “An old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still Expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, ven you do, they don’t Believe you

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Read These Beautiful Lines….

READ THESE BEAUTIFUL LINES WHICH I ENJOYED

To realize The value of a sister
Ask someone Who doesn’t have one.

To realize The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize The value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize The value of one minute:
Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize The value of one-second:
Ask a person Who has survived an accident…

To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend: Lose one.

YES, READ THE LAST LINE ONCE MORE……..

EXCLUSIVELY FOR U AND U ONLY…….

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Some management skills !!

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What Does Sorry Looks Like…

Sorry is a word everyone uses all the time…………. 

 

 

 

Did you ever wonder what “Sorry” looks like ?

 

 

 

Well wonder no further……………

 

 

 

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Some Unbelievable Thing About IT……

#1

Amazing Some One discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER

Anywhere on the computer  which can be named as “CON”. This is something pretty cool…and unbelievable… TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE ” CON ” FOLDER

 #2

 For those of you using Windows, do the following:

 1.) Open an empty notepad file

2.) Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the quotes)

3.) Save it as whatever you want.

4.) Close it, and re-open it.

 is it just a really weird bug? ?

 #3

 Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat…and unbelievable… No one Knows why this happened!

Try it out yourself…

Open Microsoft Word and type

 =rand (200, 99)

 And then press ENTER

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Anger Management !!!! His way!!!!!! ( funny )

The times when you are angry with someone,

It helps to sit down and think about the problem.

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Award winning joke !!! Read it without miss!!!!!!!!!!

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in

disciplining children,

so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning,

with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice,

sat the younger boy down and

asked him sternly,

“Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response,

sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

“Where is God?!”

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s

face and bellowed, “Where is God?!”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room,

ran directly home and dove into his closet,

slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “what

happened?”

 The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

“We are in BIG trouble this time.

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(“I just LOVE reading next line again and again”)

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GOD is missing, and they think we

did it!!!!!!!!!

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S/W Engineer's daily routine….

S/W Engineer’s daily routine:

6 :30AM : wake up
6 :45AM : Tough decision; To bathe or not.
6 :50AM : Have To.
9:15AM : Punch in.
9:20AM : Check Mail.
9:25AM : Check Again just in case…
9:30AM : Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea ( 9:45AM ).
9:45AM : TEA party.
10:00AM : Check Mail.
10:05AM : Check again. Can’t Believe that no mail has come. Is every body dead or what?
10:20AM : Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to.
10:30AM : Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence.
10:40AM : Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file. (Can’t remember it’s name)
11:00AM : Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.
11:30AM : How the hell! Am I suppose to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad?
11:45AM : Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around.
12:00AM : Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch.
12:30AM : Lunch
1:00PM : Lunch over.
1:10PM : Go for a smoke. Can’t even smoke in this god forsaken place.
1:35PM : Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not paid for the cig. The other chap is so foolish.
1:50PM : Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts.
2:30PM : Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.
2:45PM : Tea Time.
3:00PM : Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness.
4:00PM : A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)
4:11PM : Try to look busy.
4:12PM : He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).
4:15PM : After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.
4:50PM : No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved.
4:55PM : Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighbouring area. Try make as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.
5:00PM : Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.
5:05PM : Blame the problem on RnD.
5:10PM : Check mail. “Yes” a mail has finally arrived.
5:13PM : It’s a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.
5:14PM : A quick dash for gate.
5:15PM : Third in punching out.
5:25PM : Reached Room.
5:26PM : TV on. No worth while program.
8:30PM : Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse
government and RnD.
8:45PM : Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.
8:48PM : Dinner finished.
8:50PM : Bay watch. At last some quality.
11:30PM : Mtv Grind. Hmm things are looking up.
12:45AM : Today there were really good programs.
1:46AM : Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.

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A simple test for you….

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let’s find out just how clever you really are….

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

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First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

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Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are…? (scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You’re not very good at this, are you?

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Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the t! otal?

Scroll down for answer…..

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!  Today is definitely not your day, is it?  Maybe you’ll get the last question right… Maybe.

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Fourth Question:

Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn’t.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

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Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask…
It’s really very simple.

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Do this =>> small prayer before entering office..

Dear Friends,

Do this small prayer before

entering office.

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