Student Exam SMS
Application for leave => O my master wen i cum Gudy Gudy water rain chum chum Leg my phisli gira me dharam, niche my bag & upar was hum, islea today i cant come..
Student to his friend: “Yaar dhoka ho gaya”. Frnd: “Kya hua”? Studne:”bhai kitab k paise mangvaye the gharvalo se, Gharvalo ne kitabe hi bheg di”!!
Kal phir na ye sama hoga, hum mein se kaun najaane kahan hoga..? Mur jhaaye phool to mil jayenge kittabon mein, par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga…
To be a “Good Professional” Always start to study late for the “EXAMS” Becoz it teaches how to manage “TIME” & tackle “EMERGENCIES”…!!
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Sir to student:- Sach or veham me kya fark hai. Student :- Aap hame padaa rahe hai, ye sach hai. Lekin hum sab padh rahe hai, ye aapka veham hai..
What is education…? Education is a process of wasting half of our life, to learn how to waste remaining half of our life?
Teacher student se – ” Tum bade hokar kya karoge”? Student – ” shadi.” Teacher- “mera matlab hai tum bade hokar kya banoge?” Student – “Papa”.
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Teacher: “can u define the word “LECTURER” for me? Student: ” Lecturer is a person who has a bad habit, of speaking when someone is sleeping”..
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