Student Exam SMS
7 Things student do during exams: 1 sleeping 2 eating 3 taking tension 4 watching T.V 5 Chat with friends 6 Dreams of touching books 7 And asking each other kitna pad liya hai.
Na moh hai na maya hai, Aalas tumhi ko aya hai, Baith ke char panne palat lo beta, Final paper tumhari girl/boy friend ne nahi banaya hai… All The Best….
33 Marks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturar babu, school ka ahirwad hota hai 33 marks, Har student ke sar ka taz hota hai 33 marks, har faliure ka khwab hota hai 33 marks.
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dhekhti rahi, Nind mujhe apni or ghasit-ti rahi, Nind k jhoka mera maan moh gaya, Aur ek raat phir ye hone wala, s.Engineer bina pade so gaya. .
Kaha koi kitab hoti aisi, jispe dil luta dete, Hr chptr ne dimag khaya wrna sbko nipta dete, Ab syllbus dekh k lagta hai,ek hafta aur hota to sala coleg hila dete..
Classrooms r like train. 1st 2 benches r xecutive coaches- rsrvd 4 intelignt stdnts. The in-btwn benches r general compartment. And last 2 for us Sleeper class!
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Master: kal school kyu nahi aya? Student: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Master: kahan gire kahan lagi? Student:Takiye pe gira aur ANKH lag gayi.B-)
Gr8 Students Like Us Works On D Principle Of Rockets, Not That V Aim D Sky Or Moon, But V Dont Start Studying Unless Our Ass Is On Fire…
If ever u start missing, ur school days, ur class, ur frnd circle, ur play ground, or Anything abt ur skulin dn jus Open ur report cards.. Sara nasha utar jayega..
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