Student Exam SMS
Xams r hr, at d paper u stare, d ans r no where, which makes u pul ur hair, d teachers glare, d marks r below fair, bt just like d past 19yrs, WE DONT CARE!…
Upcoming Horror movies: . . 1 Exam ka khauf 2 Tadapta Student 3 Shatani books 4 Sadma result ka 5 Neend ki maut 6 Pyasi Teacher 7 Pass ho na ho 8 Kash pade hote.
Papers ki tension notes ki bahar, Internal no. ki kami, Syllabus ki bharmar, Teacher’s se dushmani Doston ka pyar, Khushiyon se bete ye semester ka tyohar,
When we do not Know about a tree, We tie a goat to the tree, And explain about the goat, Thats how we attempt the unknown, Question in the university exams.
In Exams we can do anything How? Example: Prove 1=2 Solution: Let X=Y Then we can write 2x-x=2y-y 2x-2y=x-y 2(x-y)=x-y 2=1 Maths ka satyanash.
Koi book ase milti jispe dil luta dete, Har subject ne dimag khaya kisi ek ko to, Nibta lete, Ab syllabus dhekh kar sochte hai, Ki ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.
Newton forth law: (Law for exams) The probability of the topic Coming in an exams increases Exponentially if one decides, To leave that topic…
Why we study, During exam? Sleep during year? Because Sahil ke kinare ke sukun se Hamein parhez nahi, Par tufano se kashti nikalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai.
Yesterday all my books were singing in my dreams, Guess which song? Zara Zara touch me touch me touch me, Zara Zara hold me Hold me Hold me.
Exams ka saya hai , Exam ke dino me sukh kisne paya hai, Duniy wale kehta hai acche no. layo, Par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to moh maya hai.
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