Student Exam SMS

admin on October 20th, 2010

Students marte nahi jinda dafnaye jate hain, Har 6 months mein tadpaye jate hain, Kafan khol ke dhekho toh wo kabar mein bhi, Padte hue paye jate hain.

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admin on October 10th, 2010

Exam Anthem: Hum Honge all pass, Hum honge all pass ek din, Hoho likhte hai bakwaas, Fir bi maan mein hai vishwas, Paper hoga jhakas ek din, Hum Honge all pass ek din.

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admin on October 7th, 2010

What is education ? According to section 56 B of students, Act, 1932 – Its the process of wasting, 1/3rd of your life learning how to waste, The remaining.

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A typical student (like us) Flips the coin & thinks…. Heads – Will go to sleep Tails – will watch a movie, Stands – will listen music Stays in air – I will study.

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admin on October 1st, 2010

Exams are here at the paper you stare, The answers are no where which makes you pull your hair, The teacher glare the marks are below fare, But just like the past 19 years, We Do Not Care…

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admin on October 1st, 2010

When you feel to studying, Go in to a room just sit down, Relax, Take a deep breath, And slap yourself and say, . . . Itna darawna khayal kahan se aya.

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admin on September 19th, 2010

Yahooooo…….!! . Mere exams ki sari tyari ho gayi, . (‘;’) . . . Pen Pencil Scale eraser Sab taiyar hain AB BUS… padhna baki hai!

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smst5292 on September 17th, 2010

One Of The Best Lines Written Above a Clock In an Exam Hall: “Time Will Pass.. . . . . . . . . . . Will You .. ?

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admin on September 17th, 2010

Exams de pavan muke te arz kita hia, Padhna Likhna chadd de mitra, Nakal te rakhin aas. Chak rajai soja bhagta, Rab karega pass.

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admin on September 11th, 2010

Koi book ase milti jispe dil luta dete, Har subject ne dimag khaya, Kisi ek ko to nipta dete. Ab syllabys dhekh kar sochte hai, ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.

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