Santa Banta Special
Santa caught his wife in an affair. He decides 2 kill her & himself. He places a gun on his head, looks at his wife n says: Don’t laugh, , , , U’re nxt.
Santa ki amma mar gyi… 1 admi bola- amma muje b le jati. 2-4 or bole- amma hume b le jati. Santa bola- chup ho jao saalo, amma kya tata sumo karke gayi hai!
Santa hospital me 1 lady Dr. se kehta hai – I love u tumne mera dil chura liya, Lady Dr. Chal jhute dil ko to hath bhi nahi lagaya, humne to kidney churayi hai.
Santa: yaar orange aur apple me ki diffrance hota hai? Banta: le inna b nai pata bewakuf orange ka color orange hota hai, magar apple ka color apple nai hota.
Nurse:Mubarak ho aap k Gahr Beta Paida Hua hai.. Santa:Wah Kya Technology hai, wife hospital me hai aur Beta Ghar mein Paida hua hai.
Women Live better, Longer & Lead peaceful life, Why..?> Our santa Replied: Very Simple.. Women dont have wife..
Santa: biwi se ladai khatam hui? Banta: ghutne tek k mere paas aayi thi. Santa: ghutne tek k kya kaha? Banta: yahi ki bed k niche se nikal aao,kuch nahi kahungi…
Santa:Maths me fail kyu ho gaya? Banta-1st day Teachr kehti hai 5+3=8 Agle din kehti 6+2=8 Phir kehti 4+4=8 wo khud confuse hai, mujhe kya padhayegi.?:-)
Santa Sitting On Roadside, Banta Asks Y R U Wasting Time? Santa:Im Taking Revenge. Banta:How? Santa:Waqt Ne Mujhe Barbad Kia He,Ab Mein Waqt Brbad Kar Raha Hu…
Santa Double Deckar Bus Me Upar Jakar Betha. Jese Hi Bus Chali Vo Bhagkar Niche Aa Gya. Condctr- Niche Kyu Aye? Santa-Oye Upar Driver Nahi hai yaaaar.
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