Santa Banta Special
Finally santa become brilliant… Read on… A sardar and an American met on a plane and had a bet, That if santa fails to answer his question he must give, 5$ if american fails he has to give 500$. American : what the difference between earth and moon ? Santa silently give 5$. Santa: which [...]
Teacher: name the 5 animal of water Santa: Fish Teacher: very good tell remaining 4 Santa: Fish da puttar,Fish di kudi,Fish da bra,Fish de babe.
Santa are not fools I give you a great examples: Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear? Santa: you can call him anything because he cannot hear.
Interviewee: What is your date of birth? Santa: November 28. Interviewer: Which year? Santa:Abey ullu every year.
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Santa told his servant to go and give water to plants. Servant its already raining. Santa: so what Take an umbrella and go.
Santa got into bus on 1st april, When conductor asked for the ticket, He gave Rs. 10 and took the ticket, And said april fool i have pass.
A santa goes to police station and, Say- ” Mujhe phone par jaan ese marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai” Inspector- Kaun de raha hai, Santa- BSNL wale kehte hai bil nai bhra to kat denge.
Santa went to a battery shop, And asked to change the battery, The shopkeper asked exide laga dun? Santa – dusri side tera baap lagayega kya.
Santa library me 2-3 ghante book pad k bola. So boring.So many character bt no story. Librarian: Santa g this is telephone directory…
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper Banta:Ye Kya Hai? Santa:Meri Grlfrnd Ka Luv Letter hai Banta:Magar Ye Toh Khali hai. Santa: Vo Aajkal Humari Batchit Band hai.
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