Santa Banta Special
Santa ki Ladaai apne baap se ho gai, to usne apne baap ki photo, kabristan me ek ped pe latka di. . . Aur neeche likh diya- . . . “COMING SOON”
Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the, Santa : Aab bus hua. hum khel band karte hain. Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.
Ultimate one:- A Banta said something in Santa’s ear, and Santa died. . . Take a wild guess, Wat did he say..? . . . . . . ‘Dhishkiyaon’
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Santa cycle ke break hath me lekar nach rha tha, Banta- ye kya kar rahe santa ji? Santa- Oye! Break Dance kar raha hun. tum b kar lo.
4 d first time introducing intelligent santa.. Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain? Salesman: Rs 1 Santa:60ps mein dega. slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka dunga. Santa:le 40ps, kela de
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Santa goes to petrol pump,reads notice: Do Not use phone here, He calls everyone and says, Do not call me I am at a petrol pump.
Tantrik Santa se- “Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai…” Santa- “Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi ke bare me kuch kaha to…..!
Santa: Yaar me apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan, Banta: Gold ring dede, Santa: koi vadi chiz das yaar, Banta: Tan fer mrf ka tayre dede
Santa saw a report card of his son And said ” Enne ghat marks, chittar, marne chahide ne” Son : hanji papaji chalo chaliye, menu us sale master da ghar bhi pta hai.
Santa: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni bari, phone kitta par tu chukaya hi nai. Banta: Kyun Chukan? Jehra mein 30 ruaye da gana, Lagwaya hai oh teri maa sunegi.
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