Santa Banta Special
1 bus ka accident hua.! A Man crying -Hey Bhagwan mera haath toot gaya.. Santa:Control Urself,us admi ko dekho Wo mar gaya fir b CHUPCHAAP hAi:-D
I may walk Slowly….. But.. I Never Walk Backwards. – Abraham Lincoln I Dont Need To Walk….. Because.. I Have a Car… – Santa
Driver:- Sir ji, Petrol khtam ho gaya hai, Gaddi aage nahi jaa sakti, Santa:- Chalo phir vapis le chalo..
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Santa Banta jngl me: Samne sher aya, Banta ne mitti uthayi, sher ki aankh me dalke bhagne laga, Santa vahi ruk gaya, Banta:abe bhag. Santa: mai kyu bhagu, mitti to tune dali hai..
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Santa: Tu office me toh bada sher bana ghumta hai? Ghar pe tujhe kya ho jata hai??? Banta: Hota to sher hi hu, bas upar DURGA MATA SAWAR ho jati hai…
Santa karri chawal kha reha c. Ek Makhi karri utte baithan di koshish kar rahi c.. Santa ne keha… . . . . . . . Hatt hatt eh oh nai jo tu samajh rahi hai..:-D
“Physics ka baap” All scientists fail to answer but Santa rocks! Ques. -Which liquid turns in to solid on heating? Ans. – BESAN-DE- PAKODE…!!!
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Santa apni behan naal cycle te ja reha c. Bad boys comments,” O dekho Santa apni mashook naal. Santa gusse vich- “Saleo mashook hougi tuhadi meri tan behan aa”
Santa ne cycle se 1 Aadmi ko takkar maar di aur bola, aaj tum bade lucky ho. Aadmi-Q Santa-Aaj meri chhutti thi nahi to mai to Truck chalata hu.
Santa :- i need to learn telugu in 1 year… Banta :- Why? Santa :- I adopted a telugu kid and he will start speaking in 1 year…
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