SMS Text Msgs » Santa Banta Special http://www.smstextmsgs.com Best SMS Collections... Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:08:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Santa – ek na ek musibat hamesha… http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-ek-na-ek-musibat-hamesha/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-ek-na-ek-musibat-hamesha/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:46:24 +0000 smst5292 http://sms4smile.blogdog.com/2009/04/20/santa-ek-na-ek-musibat-hamesha/ Santa – ek na ek musibat hamesha
sir pe rehti hai,
Banta – ye bhi koi badi baat hai,
Sir hil do jhad jayegi..

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-ek-na-ek-musibat-hamesha/feed/ 0 Height of revenge: Santa catch http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/height-of-revenge-santa-catch/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/height-of-revenge-santa-catch/#comments Sat, 22 Oct 2011 18:40:38 +0000 smst5292 http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/height-of-revenge-santa-catch/ Height of revenge: Santa catches a mosquito,Sings a song & d mosquito goes 2 sleep.Den santa goes near mosquito’s ear & shouts “zuiiinnn..”:D

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/height-of-revenge-santa-catch/feed/ 0 Why do santa study in front of mirror??? http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/why-do-santa-study-in-front-of-mirror/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/why-do-santa-study-in-front-of-mirror/#comments Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:26:47 +0000 admin http://sms4smile.blogdog.com/2009/04/17/why-do-santa-study-in-front-of-mirror/ Why do santa study in front of mirror?
Becoz
1) revision b sath me ho jata hai,
2) wo apne upar nazar rakh sakta hai,
3) use combined study pasand hai..

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/why-do-santa-study-in-front-of-mirror/feed/ 0 Santa Got A SMS From http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-got-a-sms-from/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-got-a-sms-from/#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 04:58:50 +0000 smst5292 http://www.smstextmsgs.com/?p=5004 Santa Got A SMS From His Girlfriend “I Miss U”.. Socho Santa Ne Kya Reply Diya Hoga..? ? ? ? ? “I Mr U”..

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-got-a-sms-from/feed/ 0 According to santa:- moon is more…. http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/according-to-santa-moon-is-more/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/according-to-santa-moon-is-more/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:57:36 +0000 admin http://sms4smile.blogdog.com/2009/04/15/according-to-santa-moon-is-more/ According to santa:-
moon is more imp than sun,
coz it gives light at night ven light is needed nd,
sun gives light during day wen light is not needed.

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/according-to-santa-moon-is-more/feed/ 0 Santa’s Girl friend to Santa… http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santas-girl-friend-to-santa/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santas-girl-friend-to-santa/#comments Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:50:52 +0000 admin http://sms4smile.blogdog.com/2009/03/16/santas-girl-friend-to-santa/ Santa’s Girl friend to Santa :
Meri Maa aapko bahot pasand karti hai,
After a long thought Santa says-
Kuch bhi ho jaye, shaddi to tujse hi karunga.. :)

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santas-girl-friend-to-santa/feed/ 0 Santa first time plane me baitha… http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-first-time-plane-me-baitha/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-first-time-plane-me-baitha/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:20:45 +0000 admin http://sms4smile.blogdog.com/2009/03/12/santa-first-time-plane-me-baitha/ Santa first time plane me baitha,
Plane runway pe chal raha tha,
Tabhi santa ne pilot ko thapad mara aur bola,
Mujhe der ho rahi hai,
Aur to By – Road ja rha hai…

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-first-time-plane-me-baitha/feed/ 0 Santa-Kaunsi sabji hai jo Lal http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-kaunsi-sabji-hai-jo-lal/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-kaunsi-sabji-hai-jo-lal/#comments Thu, 21 Jul 2011 18:18:31 +0000 smst5292 http://www.smstextmsgs.com/?p=4889 Santa-Kaunsi sabji hai jo Lal h or trin trin karti h. Bnta-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-to fir Santa-Tamatar. trin trin to confuse karne k liye bola tha..

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-kaunsi-sabji-hai-jo-lal/feed/ 0 In a quiz show Santa was asked…. http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/in-a-quiz-show-santa-was-asked/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/in-a-quiz-show-santa-was-asked/#comments Mon, 09 Mar 2009 06:01:46 +0000 admin http://sms4smile.blogdog.com/2009/03/09/in-a-quiz-show-santa-was-asked/ In a quiz show Santa was asked:
Who got the best actor award,
in a negative role 4 the current year?

Santa:Might b,
Konica, Kodak :-)

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/in-a-quiz-show-santa-was-asked/feed/ 0 Santa hotel me khali Katori… http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-hotel-me-khali-katori/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-hotel-me-khali-katori/#comments Mon, 03 Jan 2011 17:17:14 +0000 smst5292 http://www.smstextmsgs.com/sms-hindi-collection/santa-banta-special/santa-hotel-me-khali-katori/ Santa hotel me khali Katori me Roti dubo k kha rha tha.. Waiter-Ye kaise khana kha rhe ho? Santa-Bewkuf,Mai Maths ka studnt hu.. Daal ‘suppose’ ki hui hai!

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