Santa: Yaar me apni girlfriend…

Santa: Yaar me apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan,
Banta: Gold ring dede,
Santa: koi vadi chiz das yaar,
Banta: Tan fer mrf ka tayre dede

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Santa saw a report card of his son…

Santa saw a report card of his son
And said ” Enne ghat marks, chittar,
marne chahide ne”
Son : hanji papaji chalo chaliye,
menu us sale master da ghar bhi pta hai.

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Santa: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni bari…

Santa: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni bari,
phone kitta par tu chukaya hi nai.
Banta: Kyun Chukan?
Jehra mein 30 ruaye da gana,
Lagwaya hai oh teri maa sunegi.

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Finally santa becomes brilliant…

Finally santa become brilliant…
Read on…

A sardar and an American met on a plane and had a bet,
That if santa fails to answer his question he must give,
5$ if american fails he has to give 500$.

American : what the difference between earth and moon ?

Santa silently give 5$.

Santa: which is the animal with 3 legs goes to,
The mountain and returns with 4 legs?

The american searches for 2 hrs in laptop and gave 500$,
And asked whats the answer?

Santa silently gave 5$.

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Name the 5 animal of water…

Teacher: name the 5 animal of water
Santa: Fish
Teacher: very good tell remaining 4
Santa: Fish da puttar,Fish di kudi,Fish da bra,Fish de babe.

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Santa are not fool…

Santa are not fools
I give you a great examples:
Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear?
Santa: you can call him anything because he cannot hear.

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Interviewee: What is your date of birth?

Interviewee: What is your date of birth?
Santa: November 28.
Interviewer: Which year?
Santa:Abey ullu every year.

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Santa told his servant…

Santa told his servant to go and give water to plants.
Servant its already raining.
Santa: so what
Take an umbrella and go.

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Santa got into bus…

Santa got into bus on 1st april,
When conductor asked for the ticket,
He gave Rs. 10 and took the ticket,
And said april fool i have pass.

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A santa goes to police station…

A santa goes to police station and,
Say- ” Mujhe phone par jaan ese marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai”
Inspector- Kaun de raha hai,
Santa- BSNL wale kehte hai bil nai bhra to kat denge.

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