Wo Pani Ki Lehron Pe Kya Likh Raha Tha

Wo Pani Ki Lehron Pe Kya Likh Raha Tha..
Khuda Jane Mohabbat Ya Dua Likh Raha Tha..

Likhe The Jisne Wafa Ke Maane Aadhure..
Wo Shakhs Pyar Ki Inteha Likh Raha Tha..

Zara Se Bhi Uski Aankh Se Aanso Na Nikle..
Wo Shakhs Jab Zindagi Ko Saza Likh Raha Tha..

Mohabbat Mein Nafrat Mili Thi Usse Bhi..
Jo Har Shakhs Ko Bewafa Likh Raha Tha..!

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A Little Girl and Her Father were Crossing a Bridge

A Little Girl and Her Father were Crossing a Bridge.
The Father was Kind of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter “Sweetheart, please Hold my Hand So that You Don’t Fall into the River.”
The Little Girl Said, “No, Dad. You Hold my Hand.”
“What’s the Difference? Asked the puzzled Father.
“There’s a Big Difference” replied the Little Girl.
“If i Hold Ur Hand and Something Happens to me, Chances r dat i may Let Ur Hand Go. But if U Hold my Hand, i Know For…..

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Wo Ho Jo

Wo Ho Jo

JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho

FEB: Ki Sham Ho

MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho

APR: Ki Hawa Ho

MAY: Ki Subha Ho

JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho

JULY: Ki Barish Ho

AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho

SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho

OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho

NOV: Ki Bahar Ho

AUR
DECEMBER:
Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.

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Long Heart Touching Love SMS in Hindi

Kabhi aana hamare sath,
ek sapno ki duniya,apko batayenge,
rehna chahoge aap bhi jaha,
aisi woh duniya hum dikhayenge……

Sishe mein dikhti aapki parchai,
kehti hai humse ki aap ho sharmai,
yeh kaisi hai rusvayi,
Mann karta hai thaam lu aapki kalai,
kyunki ab to sahi jaye na ye judia…..

Jab jab mein leta hun saans tu yaad aati hai,
Meri har ek saans me teri khushbu bas jaati hai,
Kaise kahoon tere bina mein zinda hun,
Kyunki har saans se pehle teri khusbu aati hai…

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Long sms on Beti

Parchayi hoti hai
Angan mien ———-
Halke halke pavn
Jab chalti hai
Payal goonj uthati hai
Ek sakoon sa deti hai
Beti maa ki
Parchayi hoti hai

Bachpan badhte badhte
Jawani ki seedhiya chadte chadte
Angan smetane ko jee karta hai
Mano kabhi ye bhi choot jayega
Man kynu darta hai
Main jab bhi golmatol hokar soti
Maa chupke se mathe par hath laga roti
Kee main bhi jaoongi pardesh
Main dhundati sapno main
Piya ka desh

Aankh khulti to samne hota mera hee ghar
Mujhko lagta hai fir kaisa ye dar
Kon mujhko karega door
Kynu hai maa baap aise mazboor

Ye jaroori hai main chod doon apna ghar
Jismain jeeti rahi sans hathon main bhar
Pyaar kand kand se karti hoon main is kadar
Ho gayee jo zuda sach main jaoongi mar

Koi ban ke sajan aa bhi ja iss kadar
Jaan lele magar cheen mat mera ghar
Main tere waste pee bhi lungi jahar
Bas mujhe baksh de mere babul ka ghar

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Betiyaan Hindi Message

BETI ki mohabbat ko kabhi Aazmana nahi,woh phool hai usse kabhi Rulana nahi,

BAAP ka toh Maan hoti hai BETI, Zinda Hone ki Pehchan Hoti hai BETI,

UskiAnkhe kabhi Num na Hone dena, Uski zindagi se khushiya kabhi kam na Hone dena,

Ungli pakad ke kal jis ko Chalaya tha tumne, Phir Usko hee Doli mai Beethana hai tumhe,

Bahut Chota sa Safar Hota hai BETI k saath, Bahot kum Waqt k Liye hoti hai woh hamare Pass….!

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Betiyaan Hindi sms

pyar ki sanjeev kahani hoti hai batiyan,
Maa baap ki aakhon ka pani hoti hain batiyan .
Guzarta hai bachpan inka raftaar sa paal bhar main sayaniy hoti hain betiyan.
Noor sa inki roshan hai ghaar ka haar kona chand sa bhi noorani hooti hai batiyan.
Jab tak hai paas rakho pyaar sa loveraz, chand dino main bagani hoti hai batiyan.
Haar dhook inke liye bana gamo ki rani hooti hain batiya.
Sab kuch hai magar kuch bhi nahi inka,kismat ki virani hooti hai batiyan

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Long Msgs

Qualities of Pakistanis . .

1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam ho jaaye to usme Pani daalo ek baar aur use karlo
2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo jab taq usko pura nichod naa loo
3. Ghar me showcase me China Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k liye use karo
4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai, par Gold k rates ki bahot fikar hai
5. TV k remote ko zor zor se dabayenge, usse thokenge, par usme nayi batteries nai lagayenge
6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me invite kiya ho to uss din, din bhar kuch nai khaayenge, taki waha party me jee bhar k daba sake
7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to usse night dress bana lo, jab aur ziada purani ho jaaye to usska Pocha bana lo
8. Pizza hut waale se extra Ketchup, Oreganon Chilli maango taki usse baad me ghar me use kar sake

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Long Jokes In Hindi

Jokes In Hindi

Ek aadmi train mein chadne laga tabhi aakashwani hui:-
“Isme mat chad, ye patari se utar jayegi.”

Wo plane mein chadne laga ki aawaj aayi:-
“ye crash ho jayega”.

Usne bus mein jane ki sochi ki aawaj aayi:-
“ye khayi mein gir jayegi “.

Aadmi gusse se :-”kaun hai bey ?”
aawaj aayi,”Main Bhagawan hoon.”

Aadmi jor se chillaya :-”to prabhu jab mein ghodi par chad raha tha tab aapka gala baith gaya tha kya ?

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Baniya jokes sms collection

*BANIYA COLLECTION*
From baniya

1. Baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Baniya : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.

2. Baniya on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???

3. Baniya 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!

4. Baniya ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Baniya ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Baniya : (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Baniya ka khoon daud raha hai:)

5. Baniya  called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha mar gaya hai,
obituary ke kya
charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya : Oh ho! Zara sochne do….. Achha likho……. ……… .
Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale ..

6. Baniya asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.
Baniya  ne jeb se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

7.  Baniya ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga

8. Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Rahva Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda.!=)) X_X

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