Ishq me barbadi na karva lena…
Ishq me barbadi na karva lena,
Apni mummy ke armaan khak me na mila dena,
Jo pase sabji lene ko diye hain,
Unse recharge na karwa lena.
Sudhar jao…
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U happy I happy U sad I Sad…
Friendship Sms:
U happy I happy
U sad I Sad
U cry I cry
U Laugh I Laugh
U jump down from the building
I Dance Dhinchik,Dhinchik,
Dhinchik,Ding.
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Always smile you know why?….
Always smile you know why?
Because you are so cute,
Jiyo
Hanso
Muskarao
Kya pta
Kal
Ham se panga ho
Aur phir
Ye dant ho na ho.
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When someone touches…
When someone touches and you do not feel it,
Its Ignorance,
When someone touches and you feel it,
Its Romance,
But when nobody touches you and you feel it.
Beta bhut chipak gaya hai bhaag.
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Suraj se achha tara koi nahi…
Suraj se achha tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai rishta humara dusra koi nahi,
Chahe sari duniya mein dhund lo :
Mere jasa pyaraa aur tere jasa awaara
Aur koi nahi.
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Yaad ata hai mujhe apke…
Yaad ata hai mujhe apke bachpan ka jamana,
Patli tango par latka pajama naak ko hath se,
punch kar gal par lagana,kamar se makhiya,
udate huve avaj lagana “mummy karli”
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Jis pal khuda ne apko…
Jis pal khuda ne apko banaya hoga,
Hazaro saal dhekha hoga,
Lakho saal nihara hoga,
Or phir ek baar zarur socha hoga,
Abe bna to diya
” Par ye hai kya”
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What happened to your mobile…
What happened to your mobile?
I was trying to call you but i got this message,
Welcome to the jungle network,
The monkey you are trying to call,
is on tree please try later.
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My friend told me…
My friend told me that you bark like a dog at night,
This made me so angry that i scolded him, i abused him,
Slapped him and said
“Donkeys do not bark”
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Kahin andhera to kahin…
Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi,
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi,
Kuch maang ke to dhek hamse dost,
Bijlli pani mobile ke bil or karz mein,
dubi property tere naam hogi.
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