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Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or parathe lekar Maa-Baap …

smst5292 — Sun, 20 May 2012 07:25:37 +0000

Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or parathe lekar Maa-Baap college me padh rhe bete se milne uske hostel ja pahunche.
Unhe sidhe-sadhe kapdo me dekh kr 1 ladki ne pucha, Hey budy who r they? Ladke ne kaha:They r the servant from my village.
Maa-Baap ki ankhon me khushi k aasu aa gaye. Puncho Q? Qki ‘UNKA BETA AB ENGLISH BOLNE LAGA THA”
plz send it to all NEW GENERATION….

Ek Sharabi Mar Raha Tha…

smst5292 — Sun, 20 May 2012 07:21:25 +0000

Ek Sharabi Mar Raha Tha,
Ussi Time Bhagwan Prakat Hue Aur Bole: Koi Antim Khwahish?
Sharabi: Prabhu.. Agli Baar Daant Chahe Ek Hi Dena..
Par Liver 32 Dena

AKBAR-BIRBAL koi aisa trika batao,

smst5292 — Sat, 19 May 2012 13:02:06 +0000

AKBAR-BIRBAL koi aisa trika batao,
Ki main khau peeu or mera roza na tute.
BIRBAL-HUZUR logo se laate khao or gussa pee jao.
sb kuch tutega mgar roza nhi…

Har khushi ko apki taraf mod dun…

smst5292 — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:16:55 +0000

Har khushi ko apki taraf mod dun,
Apke liye chand tare tod dun,
Khusiyon k sab darwaje apke liye khol dun,
itna juth kafi hai ya 2-4 or bol dun.

Awesum one:-

smst5292 — Fri, 18 May 2012 15:59:48 +0000

Awesum one:-

Boy: i love you, i can’t live without you,
Mar jaunga mit jaunga tere pyar me fanah ho jaunga,
Girl:- Hmmm Dekh le tere ko jesa thik lage.

Ye CHAND bhi ajeeb sitam dhata hai…

Sunny Gulati — Mon, 14 May 2012 05:44:31 +0000

Ye CHAND bhi ajeeb sitam dhata hai, Zara Gaur farmayega….

Ye CHAND bhi ajeeb sitam dhata hai,

Bachpan me Isme MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai..:-)

Mai Agar Kahun Tumsa…

Sunny Gulati — Fri, 11 May 2012 05:56:37 +0000

Mai Agar Kahun Tumsa Hasen Kainaat Me Nai He Koi
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To Yar Yaqen Mat Krna

Insan Pareshani Me Kuch Ulta Seedha Bol Jata H….

B ready 2 bang ur head!

Sunny Gulati — Fri, 11 May 2012 05:52:23 +0000

B ready 2 bang ur head!

Wats D biggest Diffrnc between bus & cycle…? . .

Bus stand Bus k sath nhi jata, Par cycle ka stand cycle k sath jata hai . .

Gabbar: Arre o sambha ye kon he…

Sunny Gulati — Thu, 10 May 2012 05:24:02 +0000

Gabbar: Arre o sambha ye kon he jo SMS ka jawab nahi dete?

Sambha: Sardar ye wo log he jo miss call karne k baad bhi balance check karte he.!

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai?

Sunny Gulati — Wed, 09 May 2012 05:06:21 +0000

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai?

Socho socho nahi pata:-

Taaki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi. ‘