A punjabi women talking…
A punjabi women talking to an English doctor,
In london about her ill child:
My kaka is ill ek week da,
Na eat da ,Na sleep da,
bas weep da, te cheek da.
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Ek adami telescope se asmaan…
Ek adami telescope se asmaan,
Dhekh raha tha ek bihari dhyan se,
Dhekh raha tha,Tabhi tara tuta,
Bihari chilaya “Wah babuji kya nishana lagaye ho.
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Ek dehati aurat cheque….
Ek dehati aurat cheque cash karane gayi,
Clerk ; Signature karo
Aurat: Kase karun
Clerk: Jase khat ke akhir me likhti ho,
Aurat ne signature kiye
Aap ke munne ki maa.
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Fill in the blanks…
Fill in the blanks:
1 D_G
2 C_T
3 B_Y
4 E_R
5 J_N
6 F_N
7 G_N
8 H_T
9 R_T
10 R_N
Congrats….
LKG Pass ho gayi
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Meri aur katrina kaif ki…
Meri aur katrina kaif ki ek adat same hai:
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Na mein use sms karta hun,
Na wo mujhe sms karti hai.
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A man was smoking hukka…
A man was smoking hukka with 2 meter long pipe,
His freind asked why he is using such a long pipe,
He replied Dr. has adviced to keep distance from tobacco…
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Bagwan ne dharti ko banaya…
Bagwan ne dharti ko banaya phir so gaya,
Phir utha logon ko banaya phir so gaya,
Phir utha jab apko banayana na khud,
Soya na hame sone diya.
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Imagine world without girls…
Imagine world without girls,
College sunsaan ,market viran,
Na jaanu na jaan,na koi girlfriend,
Ke liye preshan bas har jagah,
kewal jai hanumaan.
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Arz kiya hai Na jarurat hai sitaron…
Arz kiya hai “Na jarurat hai sitaron ki,
Na faltu yaroon ki.Bus ek dost Chahiye,
Tumhare jaisa,jo waat laga de hazaron ki.
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Janwaroon ki party chal rai thi…
Janwaroon ki party chal rai thi,
Party me chuha 4 peg laga kar set tha,
Billi: Aaj party na hoti to main tujhe kha jati,
Chuha:ja dur ho ja nahi to log khenge ki pi ke janani kut di.
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