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Why Do Engineers Sleep For Long Hours..? – – – Fantastic Answer Said By an engineer – – – – “Our Dreams Are Always Big…”
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Why is a Lecturer greater as compared to a mother? Because a mother can put only 1 child to sleep, but a lecturer can put the whole class to sleep!
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Wife takes seriously ill husb to doc. Doc says 2 wife: Fix him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant & in gud mood. Cook tasty dinner & don’t discuss ur problmz wid him. If u can do dis 4 one year, ur hsbnd will b ok. On way home, husb asks wife: What did doc say? [...]
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Never reject a girl in life, Becoz a gud girl gves u Happiness, n bad girl gves u Experience.. Both r essential in life.. So enjy every girlfrnd!
A frog asked pandit:- wats my future. He said a beutiful girl is gong 2 touch u everywhere. Xcited frog asked wen, where n how? Pandit: Nxt year in BIO PRACTICAL.
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Arguing with boss is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, After sum time, u realize that u r getting dirty, But the pig is actually enjoying, So avoid it…
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“Always remember :- MONEY isn’t everything; but make sure that you’ve made it a lot, before talking such nonsense.”
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Positive Thinking Poem: Little bird in the sky, Dropping beat in the eye, u don’t worry, u don’t cry, u just thank god, That COW’s don’t fly!:-P
“If a cat crosses you when you are going somewhere, it means?? The cat is also going somewhere..! Think positive.
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