SMS Text Msgs » Funny Text Forwards http://www.smstextmsgs.com Best SMS Collections... Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:08:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Research Says Alcohol contains… http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/research-says-alcohol-contains/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/research-says-alcohol-contains/#comments Sun, 21 Feb 2010 05:29:37 +0000 smst5292 http://www.smstextmsgs.com/?p=3343 Research Says
Alcohol contains female hormones..!
PROOF:
After drinking……
Men talk unnecessarily
Bcome xtra emotional
stop thinking
&
fight for nothing

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/research-says-alcohol-contains/feed/ 0 3 stupid STAGES OF LIFE… http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/3-stupid-stages-of-life/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/3-stupid-stages-of-life/#comments Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:19:05 +0000 smst5292 http://www.smstextmsgs.com/?p=3264 3 stupid STAGES OF LIFE:
TEENAGE- Have Time & Energy But No Money.
WORKING AGE- Have Money & Energy But No Time.
OLD AGE- Have Time & Money But No Energy ;)

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/3-stupid-stages-of-life/feed/ 0 Height Of Escapism: Teacher: Where… http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/height-of-escapism-teacher-where/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/height-of-escapism-teacher-where/#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:01:59 +0000 smst5292 http://www.smstextmsgs.com/?p=3245 Height Of Escapism:
Teacher: Where is ur Assignment?
Student: ma’am,I lost it While fightin with students who said dat u wer not d sexiest teacher in school..

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/height-of-escapism-teacher-where/feed/ 0 Brandy + Water = Injurious to Kidney…. http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/brandy-water-injurious-to-kidney/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/brandy-water-injurious-to-kidney/#comments Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:08:12 +0000 admin http://sms4smile.blogdog.com/2009/01/20/brandy-water-injurious-to-kidney/ Brandy + Water = Injurious to Kidney.
Rum + Water = Injurious to Liver.
Whiskey + Water = Injurious to Heart.
Vodka + Water = Injurious to Brain.
So plz Avoid Water…

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/brandy-water-injurious-to-kidney/feed/ 0 2011 girls Husband: One http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/2011-girls-husband-one/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/2011-girls-husband-one/#comments Sat, 22 Oct 2011 18:40:37 +0000 smst5292 http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/2011-girls-husband-one/ 2011 girls….! . Husband: One cup Coffee.. . . Wife: whhhattt ? Ask again!!! . . . Husband : can i get for u darling,.. :D . Wife : dats better;)

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/2011-girls-husband-one/feed/ 0 What do you call a wife who is… http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/what-do-you-call-a-wife-who-is/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/what-do-you-call-a-wife-who-is/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:56:10 +0000 smst5292 http://www.smstextmsgs.com/?p=3101 What do you call a wife who is sexy beautiful intelligent understanding caring never jealous and a great cook?

Ans : RUMOUR :-D

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/what-do-you-call-a-wife-who-is/feed/ 0 Throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea… http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/throw-an-amplifier-into-the-sea/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/throw-an-amplifier-into-the-sea/#comments Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:55:20 +0000 smst5292 http://smstextmsgs.com/?p=2842 What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.. :)

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/throw-an-amplifier-into-the-sea/feed/ 0 The 2 Most Important People In http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/the-2-most-important-people-in/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/the-2-most-important-people-in/#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 04:56:47 +0000 smst5292 http://www.smstextmsgs.com/?p=4998 The 2 Most Important People In Your Life:- 1.Mother.. 2.Wife.. One brings You into this World Crying and the other Ensures that You Continue to do So… ;)

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/the-2-most-important-people-in/feed/ 0 The Local Classified: “Wife Wanted”… http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/the-local-classified-%e2%80%9cwife-wanted%e2%80%9d/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/the-local-classified-%e2%80%9cwife-wanted%e2%80%9d/#comments Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:46:47 +0000 smst5292 http://smstextmsgs.com/?p=2832 One Day A Man Gave An Ad In The Local Classified: “Wife Wanted”.
Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters.
They All Said The Same Thing-
“Take Mine”!

]]> http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/the-local-classified-%e2%80%9cwife-wanted%e2%80%9d/feed/ 0 What is the depth of friendship?? http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/what-is-the-depth-of-friendship/ http://www.smstextmsgs.com/english-text-messages/funny-text-forwards/what-is-the-depth-of-friendship/#comments Thu, 01 Sep 2011 21:59:38 +0000 smst5292 http://www.smstextmsgs.com/?p=4917 What is the depth of friendship?? : ) It’s when your Best Friend runs away with your Lover and you miss ur friend !! ;) :-D

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