‘Heights of fashion’ – A 2 month…
‘Heights of fashion’ -
A 2 month old baby boy, goes to a huggies outlet asking for a
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‘low waist nappy’. 
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A true frnd is someone who…
A true frnd is someone who believes,
u are the best person in the world,
even though he knows u r a complete crack!!
I’m ur true frnd. Trust Me.;-)
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U R the one who is CHARMING…
U R the one who is CHARMING,
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT,
U R the one who is CUTE,
and
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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Research Says Alcohol contains…
Research Says
Alcohol contains female hormones..!
PROOF:
After drinking……
Men talk unnecessarily
Bcome xtra emotional
stop thinking
&
fight for nothing
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3 stupid STAGES OF LIFE…
3 stupid STAGES OF LIFE:
TEENAGE- Have Time & Energy But No Money.
WORKING AGE- Have Money & Energy But No Time.
OLD AGE- Have Time & Money But No Energy 
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Height Of Escapism: Teacher: Where…
Height Of Escapism:
Teacher: Where is ur Assignment?
Student: ma’am,I lost it While fightin with students who said dat u wer not d sexiest teacher in school..
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What do you call a wife who is…
What do you call a wife who is sexy beautiful intelligent understanding caring never jealous and a great cook?
Ans : RUMOUR 
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Throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea…
What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave..
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The Local Classified: “Wife Wanted”…
One Day A Man Gave An Ad In The Local Classified: “Wife Wanted”.
Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters.
They All Said The Same Thing-
“Take Mine”!
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"Always remember :- MONEY isn't everything….
“Always remember :-
MONEY isn’t everything;
but make sure that you’ve made it a lot,
before talking such nonsense.”
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