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1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,, batao Q.??
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kyu ki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha,, faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo.

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Jab kutte ki mout
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To kutta mar jata he..

Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye. Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi.. 

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आज कल के बच्चे।
Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??
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Boy: Uncle theek hu,
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Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah
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Buzurg: Matlab??
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Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose
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Seeing a Lizard on ur bed is not the actual problem..!!
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The Real problem Starts When It Disappears..!!!

gayi kahan..?
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Do u know..?
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane
wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai..?
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Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..
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Do you know why we break a coconut when we go to a temple?

Wonderful message….
Do you know why we break a coconut when we go to a temple? Its the process of breaking the coconut which we have to imbibe within ourselves. You first tear away the husk from the coconut. That husk is your wishes, desires. You need to leave it. Then comes the hard shell…that’s the ego. You need to break that. What flows out is water…which is all things which are negative inside you flows out. Left behind is the coconut pure white…that is the soul. So you connect with the almighty in your purest form which is the soul. God Bless…

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Wife casually calls husband at office one afternoon:

Wife casually calls husband at office one afternoon:
Wife : Hi, kaise ho?
Husband: Theek hun.
Wife : Aaj kya khaya Lunch mein?
Husband : Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kaun sa Serial dekha, kaun sa Song suna….
Wife: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the Money Markets? And what should be the role of Finance Ministry to control inward Foreign remittances? ??
Husband : (after few seconds silence)…. Daal Chawal khaye hain, Dahi aur Salad bhi tha..

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22 Reasons To Believe Hinduism Is Based On Science

22 Reasons To Believe Hinduism Is Based On Science

1. People are advised to worship Neem and Banyan tree in the morning. Inhaling the air near these trees, is good for health.

2. If you are trying to look ways for stress management, there can’t be anything other than Hindu Yoga aasan Pranayama (inhaling and exhaling air slowly using one of the nostrils).

3. Hindu temples are built scientifically. The place where an idol is placed in the temple is called ‘Moolasthanam’. This ‘Moolasthanam’ is where earth’s magnetic waves are found to be maximum, thus benefitting the worshipper.

4. Every Hindu household has a Tulsi plant. Tulsi or Basil leaves when consumed, keeps our immune system strong to help prevent the H1N1 disease.

5. The rhythm of Vedic mantras, an ancient Hindu practice, when pronounced and heard are believed to cure so many disorders of the body like blood pressure.

6. Hindus keep the holy ash in their forehead after taking a bath, this removes excess water from your head.

7. Women keep kumkum bindi on their forehead that protects from being hypnotised.

8. Eating with hands might be looked down upon in the west but it connects the body, mind and soul, when it comes to food.

9. Hindu customs requires one to eat on a leaf plate. This is the most eco-friendly way as it does not require any chemical soap to clean it and it can be discarded without harming the environment.

10. Piercing of baby’s ears is actually part of acupuncture treatment. The point where the ear is pierced helps in curing Asthma.

11. Sprinkling turmeric mixed water around the house before prayers and after. Its known that turmeric has antioxidant, antibacterial and anti-inflammatory qualities.

12. The old practice of pasting cow dung on walls and outside their house prevents various diseases/viruses as this cow dung is anti-biotic and rich in minerals.

13. Hindus consider drinking cow urine to cure various illnesses. Apparently, it does balance bile, mucous and airs and a remover of heart diseases and effect of poison.

14. The age-old punishment of doing sit-ups while holding the ears actually makes the mind sharper and is helpful for those with Autism, Asperger’s Syndrome, learning difficulties and behavioural problems.

15. Lighting ‘diyas’ or oil or ghee lamps in temples and house fills the surroundings with positivity and recharges your senses.

16. ‘Janoyi’, or the string on a Brahmin’s body, is also a part of Acupressure ‘Janoyi’ and keeps the wearer safe from several diseases.

17. Decorating the main door with ‘Toran’- a string of mangoes leaves actually purifies the atmosphere.

18. Touching your elder’s feet keeps your backbone in good shape.

19. Cremation or burning the dead, is one of the cleanest form of disposing off the dead body.

20. Chanting the mantra ‘Om’ leads to significant reduction in heart rate which leads to a deep form of relaxation with increased alertness.

21. Hanuman Chalisa, according to NASA, has the exact calculation of the distance between Sun and the Earth.

22. The ‘Shankh Dhwani’ creates the sound waves by which many harmful germs, insects are destroyed.The mosquito breeding is also affected by Shankh blowing and decreases the spread of malaria.

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Customer to Santa : Teri to rasgulle ki Dukaan hai, tera khaane Ka man nahi karta….

Santa : karta to hai uncle Lekin papa count kar Ke rakhte hain….isliye bas choos Ke wapas rakh deta hoon.

Customer fainted 😩😫😆😆

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Ek Dm F…..
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Teacher at class:”suno bachcho kal tum
logo ka group photo shoot hoga,, . Sab log
apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kr aana,,
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Pappu: “saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili
bhagat hoti hai,,
Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai aur hum
logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai,, .
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge matlab akele apni class me 60
bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. . khuliLoot
macha rakhi hai in logo ne,,
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Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me
baith k samosa khayenge aur hum bachchon ko milega Ghanta,,. Chal bhai
tappu ghar chalte hai kal mummy se
Rs.50/- le k aana,,
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Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya,,
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Pappu to mom: “Mummy kal school me
group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne
Rs.100/- rupye mangaye hai..

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khuli loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne,,
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Fir hamare paiso se ye sab eish karenge…
ruk pappu beta mei tere pappa se mangti
hu…

MOM TO DAD:
are sunte ho
pappu ke school mein group photo ke liye
rs.200 mange hai!!”😛

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I love u mom

5 year old boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too…….

16 year Old Boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No Money…
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25 year Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Hmm…Kaun hai wo ? Kahan rehti hai ?
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Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai..

Good one is..

35 yr old man : mom I love you ..
Mom : Beta pehle hi bola tha uss kamini se shadi mat karna…

And the best one…

55 yr old man : Mom I love you…

Mom: Beta main kisi bhi paper par sign nahi karungi…

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Best Exercise…. is Walking…

Best Exercise…. is Walking….

A lot of ‘walking away’ will do your life good.

‘Walk away’ from arguments that lead you to anger and nowhere.

‘Walk away’ from people who deliberately put you down.

‘Walk away’ from any thought that reduces your worth.

‘Walk away’ from the failures and fears that stifle your dreams.

The more you ‘walk away’ from things that poison your soul, the happier your life will be.

Practice ‘Walking’ towards Happiness….

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Pappu,Pinky jokes

Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects.
Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now.
Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!

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