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During exam… Madam: Why are you so confused?

During exam…
Madam: Why are you so confused?
Santa: *silent*
Madam: Did you forget your pen?
Santa: *silent*
Madam: Forgot roll no?
Santa: *silent*
Madam: Forgot calculator?
Santa: Oey chup kar ja maata!! Athe main farrra galat subject de le aya,tenu pen pencil di agg laggi hai..
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PYAR Pyar se dur hota ja raha hai…

PYAR Pyar se dur hota ja raha hai,

Pyar Pyar se majbur hota ja raha hai,

Matlab nikalane k liye har koi Pyar karta hai,

Ye jamane ka dastoor hota ja raha hai.

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Santa nu interview wich puchaa gaya :

Santa nu interview wich puchaa gaya :

Je 2 minute lye tuhanu P.M Bana dita jave Te tusi ki karoge .

Santa : Hum Maggi Noodles Banayga..

Interviwer : kio

Santa : 2 minute ch tey sirf maggi hi ban sakdi hai,

Interviwer :  Je 5 salon k  lye P.M Bana dita jave Te tusi ki karoge .

Santa : Hum 5 salon k  lye P.Mnahio banega

Interviwer : kio

Santa: Ehni Maggi kon khayega…

 

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Smile sms in English

A single lovable smile is a proper key for many solutions,

and many confusions.!

So express your cute smile every moment on your face.

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pani ki bunde phoolon ko bhiga rahi hain…

pani ki bunde phoolon ko bhiga rahi hain,

Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hain,

Ho jaye aap bhi inme shamil,

Ek pyari si subh aapko jagah rahi hai.

 

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Jam pe Jam pine se kya fayda…

Jam pe Jam pine se kya fayda,

Sham ko pi subh utar jayege,

Are do boond dosti k pile,

Jindagi sari nashe me gujar jayegi.

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Dua shayari sms

Uthe hain jab yeh hath duaoon ko,

Rab se tere liye hi fariyaad karte hain,

Tu hume bhula bhi de to kya,

Hum to tumhe har pal yaad karte hain.

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Touching story…

Touching story…

A boy and a girl went for a walk.

While walking the boy hits his leg to a stone and start bleeding.

He looks at the girl hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap around his leg.

The Girl looks in his eyes and says.

Sochiyo bhi mat hero ! ye mera designer suit hai…!

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Good Morning Shayari sms

Ye subah jitni khubsurat hai utna khubsurat apka har pal ho,

Jitni bhi khushiyaan apke pass aaj guna kal ho !

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Beautiful lines which is always be correct.

Beautiful lines which is always be correct.

Close your eyes and think about ur lovable person,

and moments spend with them…

Then watch your lips will automatically SMILE…!!

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