Brandy + Water = Injurious to Kidney.
Rum + Water = Injurious to Liver.
Whiskey + Water = Injurious to Heart.
Vodka + Water = Injurious to Brain.
So plz Avoid Water…
Tags: Funny, Funny SMS | jokes SMS, Joke, Jokes, sms, Text Messaging Jokes
Boy: me 18 year ka hu or tum?
Girl: me bhi 18 year ki hu
Boy: toh phir chale
Girl: kaha?
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VOTE Dene..
Tags: double meaning sms, Naughty SMS, sms
Touch ur heart,
close ur eyes,
make a Wish, say Good Nite,
sky so wide, stars so Bright,
off the Light, sleep tight
Gud night n sweet dream. 
When i don’t get ur sms A little pain in my heart A small tear in my eye & sadness falls on my face What is this? It’s nothing Just missing u..:-)
FRIEND.!
Who is it?
He’s the one who holds ur hand in the crowd to save u & says-
“Tu tension mat le, apan sambhal lenge sab”!
The one who tap ur back, when u r wrong-
“I knew it, aise ghaple bas tu he kar sakta hai”!
The one who do everything for u,
but then refuses to take thanks-
“Ab ye formalty ka natak mat kar”!
The one who msg u, saying-
“Abey kameene, reply to kiya kar”!
The one who make u smile & stop ur tears & hmslf start crying.
“Aankh me bhi abhi he kachra girna tha, bas tu band kar ab apna ye radio”!
Fwded to all friends, even to those who are not in touch or who r far away!
A true frnd is someone who believes,
u are the best person in the world,
even though he knows u r a complete crack!!
I’m ur true frnd. Trust Me.;-)
@(.=.)@
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Chotte se pyare se,
Ganeshji apke liye jo,
Hamesha apka khayal rakhenge.
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